Christmas Ideas - Adult Humor Christmas Cards

 

Adult Humor Christmas Cards – For When Naughty Is Way More Fun Than Nice

If sweet, sentimental Christmas cards just don’t match your holiday personality, our Adult Humor Christmas Cards are here to add the perfect dose of festive sass. These cards are bold, sarcastic, a little snarky—and absolutely guaranteed to get a laugh.

Kick things off with the Half-Assed Jingler Santa card, featuring a delightfully unmotivated jingler.  Perfect for coworkers, siblings, and every friend who’s been “doing their best” but also absolutely not doing their best.

Then there’s our funny Dear Santa Please Give Me  a Fat Bank Account (Not Body) card—because sometimes the jolly old guy does get mixed up. Send it to anyone who appreciates humor.

 These cards are ideal for office parties, friend groups or anyone whose holiday joy runs on sarcasm and caffeine.

Whether you’re sending a laugh through the mail or attaching one to a gift, these adult humor cards are the perfect way to say Merry Christmas… but realistically.

If you’re shopping for someone who thrives on savage holiday humor, the “You Better Watch Out…” card is the crown jewel of the season. It starts off sweetly enough with the classic Christmas rhyme—right up until the punchline lands like a peppermint-flavored slap: “Because Santa hates little bi**hes.” It’s unexpected, outrageous, and guaranteed to be the card that gets read aloud at least three times at the party. Perfect for your funniest friends, siblings with attitude, or anyone who loves their Christmas comedy with a sharp edge and zero apologies.

Christmas Ideas - Newspaper Christmas Cards

 Novelty Christmas Newspaper Greeting Cards – Your Story, Your Headline! 

Make headlines this holiday season with our Novelty Christmas Newspaper-Style Greeting Cards! Each card is designed to look like the front page of a festive newspaper — starring you (and your family, pets, or friends) as the feature story! Perfect for spreading cheer with a creative, personalized twist.

Personalized Holiday Headlines:

• Add your own photos, names, and custom story

• Choose from fun, festive layouts with bold newspaper-style headlines

• Printed on premium cardstock with a matte or glossy finish

• Available as flat cards or folded and tri-fold 

Why Everyone Loves Newspaper Cards:

• A hilarious and heart-warming way to share your year’s highlights

• Perfect for families, couples, co-workers, or businesses

• Completely custom — every story, photo, and “breaking news” is yours

• Makes for a keepsake-worthy Christmas card that everyone will remember

Extra! Extra! Read All About It!
From “Family Declared Officially on the Nice List” to “Elf Caught Wrapping at Midnight,” our novelty newspaper-style cards are the most entertaining way to send your Christmas cheer. Personalized with your story and photo, they’re part holiday card, part conversation piece, and all fun!

Create your own headline and make this Christmas front-page news!

Don’t stop at the headlines — carry the theme right under the tree with matching newspaper-style wrapping paper! Perfect for pairing with your cards, this gift wrap transforms your presents into front-page sensations. Add funny “gift headlines,” festive photos, or playful “breaking news” tags about the recipient for a completely personalized look. Whether it’s Santa’s top story or a holiday scoop from your family newsroom, this wrapping paper turns every gift into a talking point before it’s even opened!