Christmas Ideas - Adult Humor Christmas Cards

 

Adult Humor Christmas Cards – For When Naughty Is Way More Fun Than Nice

If sweet, sentimental Christmas cards just don’t match your holiday personality, our Adult Humor Christmas Cards are here to add the perfect dose of festive sass. These cards are bold, sarcastic, a little snarky—and absolutely guaranteed to get a laugh.

Kick things off with the Half-Assed Jingler Santa card, featuring a delightfully unmotivated jingler.  Perfect for coworkers, siblings, and every friend who’s been “doing their best” but also absolutely not doing their best.

Then there’s our funny Dear Santa Please Give Me  a Fat Bank Account (Not Body) card—because sometimes the jolly old guy does get mixed up. Send it to anyone who appreciates humor.

 These cards are ideal for office parties, friend groups or anyone whose holiday joy runs on sarcasm and caffeine.

Whether you’re sending a laugh through the mail or attaching one to a gift, these adult humor cards are the perfect way to say Merry Christmas… but realistically.

If you’re shopping for someone who thrives on savage holiday humor, the “You Better Watch Out…” card is the crown jewel of the season. It starts off sweetly enough with the classic Christmas rhyme—right up until the punchline lands like a peppermint-flavored slap: “Because Santa hates little bi**hes.” It’s unexpected, outrageous, and guaranteed to be the card that gets read aloud at least three times at the party. Perfect for your funniest friends, siblings with attitude, or anyone who loves their Christmas comedy with a sharp edge and zero apologies.